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With what? The top ten ways for Kelly Manning to die. You cannot stop this! Number ten. Number nine. Number eight. Abducted by aliens with enormous genitalia. Seven. Now that's a damn fine way For Kelly Manning to die. Six! She tours the tundra And is swallowed by a Yeti. Five! I eat some toenail polish at my mani-pedi. Four! Hit by a meteor. Three! Caught in a gang war. Two! Kelly likes caffeine and loves a random fling So one time at a Starbucks She makes out with Sting. And Sting is all like, "Kelly, I think you should come on tour." And Kelly's all like, "I don't know. Is that Armani? Sure!" But not compared to The number one way — The number one way —